June 2012
When you're too lazy to actually walk down the...
yes. well.
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Being the first one to wake up in a sleepover.
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SWAG Fail
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Anyone else been personally victimized by time...
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who decides what goes on the tumblr radar
like seriously
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it doesn’t matter if you love him
or capital H A M
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shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet
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When the quiet person that never talks cusses out...
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Since Marvel is owned by Disney then Loki is a...
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which horny geologist named this mineral
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when one of your favorite blogs likes a post you...
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Suddenly realising it's June and you've wasted...
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When people tell me that my sense of humor is...
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a good indicator that a blogger doesn’t know what...
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hey i just met you
and this is jay z
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people who have autoplay on their blog are bad...
but people who have hidden autoplay have truly ascended from the fiery depths of hell, sent by satan himself
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When you realize people born in 2000 will be...
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Getting ONE message in your inbox !
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Reasons why I'm fat.
I eat when I’m bored
I’m bored all the time
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do you ever reblog something and say to yourself...
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That moment when your parents are getting mad at...
You’re standing there like:
But when they leave you’re like:
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why are they called safety pins
they ain’t safe
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What if Suzanne Collins is actually Katniss who...
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That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong...
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I hate it when people take pictures of their face
and then put the comment as “ignore my face”. Bitch, how the fuck are we supposed to ignore your face if it’s the only thing in the damn picture.
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i would pay so much money to be not ugly
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When one of my friends actually raises their hand...
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i dont understand why my mom has such a problem...
it was either this or drugs
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Stalking somebody with your friend and the person...
“oh shit!, run bitch run!”
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roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
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lets play “which download link is the real one”
lets play “which download link is the real one”
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When someone puts their hand in my chip bag and...
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so i’ve come to the conclusion that i should never...
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pants with fake pockets
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imagine if someone liked me romantically oh my god
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May 2012
Replying to a comment that pissed you off. .
“Argh, this bitch wanna play. ..
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mom: where are you going its almost midnight
me: out
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i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a...
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That awkward moment when you see someone that...
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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and...
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today, i was presented with a choice...
i had $54.
i could either…
pay my $54 phone bill or
i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
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i wonder what i’d be doing at the moment if i...
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You know you're out of shape when the last gym you...
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I asked my mirror if there is someone better...
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Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
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i can’t wait to use this math formula in real life
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That irritating moment when you're rushing to do...
and this bitch comes to you and start blabbering stuff.
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